I got an iPad at work as a reward for exactly how above-and-beyond I've gone. Which is coincidentally not very long after I got myself a Motorola Droid and said a number of things about Steve Jobs' mother to Ajit. Which now means that Ajit got a lot of joy out of congratulating me on acquiring my new Apple toy...
All useful computing devices must be able to emulate an Apple IIe (or Commodore 64, for that matter). If you aren't allowed to, it's too restricted. If it's not capable of it, it's too slow. If nobody's ported an emulator yet, it sucks or is too hard to program.