Quotes

So you want a toaster oven for soldering. What's weird about that?

Can we implement a permanent fix for this?

Got a pair of vice grips and a cricket bat?

Hangovers are the wrath of grapes

I don't need a friggin' battalion, just get me 12 guys, Spanish speak, who understand discretionary warfare

It'll take more than a slight correction to keep this puppy in the pen

Why use a hammer when you have a piledriver around?

Every time I put on a suit I have to go on the Internet

I see where you are coming from. As far as I'm concerned, you can go back

If I had a cable mode, doubtlessly I would use it nonstop

Mornings for putting out fires, afternoons for starting tomorrow's

You are opening your banana the wrong way

This is actually how monkeys open their bananas

However, I do not pretend that what I see is the only absolute truth. If this were the case, I am sure that I would be drinking Sprite, using AT&T, and driving a Saturn

Hearing oneself think is highly overrated

Information is free; let's keep it that way

Wait - one explosive at a time here

Where we come from, it's 'In God we trust, all others we polygraph'

Out of order coes chaos, out of chaos coes death and anarchy, then comes lunch

Moral support automatic... immoral or ammoral support by apt. only.

Your life has taken on a life of it's own

The great thing about fire is that it goes with anything

What would a world be like without hypothetical situations?

I checked my code in last week and thats when all the errors started

Any Q's call/email/page/throw/burp

Sonic [the hedgehog] is like mario on speed and E at the same time

On the other hand, you have different fingers

Last week, I saw a woman flayed, and you would hardly believe how much it altered her person for the worse

We like being cheap and used

Lighter Fencing - It's the only sport where the upper hand is not necessarily a good thing!

If it doesn't bother anybody, don't bother doing it

How weird it must be to be normal